The Last One

by Guiville & Bentcousin

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If there's never enough candles on your cake, this one's for you xxx


There’s Not
Enough Candles
On Your Cake
That’s your workmates got you
from ASDA,
cause Laura,
in HR,
got you
cause she’s your friend
On facebook
And your names spelt wrong
In the same card
That they got you
from ASDA
last year
from Hilda
Cause you're not friends
on Facebook
It’s the same thing
Each year
It used to be fun
but now
it’s a cliché,
the same thing
you ask yourself ‘what have I done’
since last year
the last one
you’re the last one
in the bar cause they’ve all gone home to
their families, and loved ones, their loved ones,
but you’ve got the card and the cake
and there’s Facebook
and Laura
from HR
and she’s in the car
with Hilda
from PR
and they’re laughing
as you rant in the rain 'what have I done'
last one
you're the last one
since the last one
and you ask yourself ‘what have I done’


released October 11, 2014
Vocals & lyrics by bentcousin
Music & mix by Guiville



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bentcousin Brighton, UK

bentcousin is 22 year old twin siblings, Amelia and Pat Innit, magically born a decade apart - Amelia just before midnight on December, 31st, 1989, Pat just after on January 1st, 1990. They formed in the summer of 2011 after sharing a dream (it's a twin thing) in which David Bowie told them they were destined to make music together. ... more

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